I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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