he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize
