there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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