Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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