I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
porn star boner night. come get it.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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