that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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