Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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