it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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