so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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