But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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