yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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