my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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