never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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