I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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