My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
The uberlube is also flammable
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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