I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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