I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You were trust falling into bushes
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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