I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
