wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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