I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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