My friends, they love my intelligence
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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