doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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