Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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