It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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