Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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