we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Your penis caused this!
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