got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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