Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Every concussion has its silver lining
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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