The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Betty ford says i'm here all night
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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