I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
no more duck duck goose at the bar
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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