you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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