he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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