just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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