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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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