how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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