Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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