Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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