He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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