well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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