You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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