I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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