We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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