the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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