I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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