dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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