no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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