My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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