I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Randomize
