I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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