Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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